Tomato, Toe-Mah-Toe - Virginia, Vagina:
What’s spelling got to do with it?

I remember when I finally learned to spell the word Virginia correctly. My home state, once widely purported to be “For Lovers,” is where a slim, kind-faced, maybe in her mid-twenties, substitute teacher called me to a desk — situated as near to a row of cheap, elongated, aluminum windows that stretched the length of the room, as it could…